Sign of a true player. After the podium girls gave him his flowers, he gave them each back a few. Click to see photos.
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If you can’t simulate sex with your own bike in the privacy of your own hostel room, then where can you?

In Ayr, Scotland you’ll get 3 years probation and your name added to the Sex Offenders Register for loving your bike.

Makes me darn proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free to simulate sex with my bicycle in the privacy of my own garage. Yeeee haaaaww!

I hit up Chris Marino’s road ride yesterday and boy do those guys ride hard on Sunday. It was a rude awakening for me… time to start doing some intensity. We did two counter clockwise food lion loops. On the second loop it was just Chris, Donnie and me. Those guys can roll that big ring and, as Phil Ligget would say, they put the thin man in difficulty. I had to stop pulling through at Bradley’s. Donnie was turnin’ the screws!

I put a solar blanket on the pool saturday morning. It’s like thick bubble wrap. It’s supposed to let the sun in to warm it but help retain the heat at night. Seems like it would work. Guess I’ll find out.

“Alright Daniel! You’re the best!!!”

Be careful with this one because this little tune can get stuck in your head.

NO MERCY!!!!! FINISH HIM!!!!

So he wouldn’t have to wear the ugly Astana bike costume. Instead he gets a nice patriotic red,white and blue costume.

Yeah, they’ve been telling us for years that riding bikes will lead to a limp penis but I’m still not buying it. I know a lot of bikers with kids. Now they’re saying that the MTB will cause scrotum abnormalities. So I just got finished molesting myself to find any abnormalities and it still looks like a brain with two lobes to me. I mean… if you ask me, a scrotum is already so ugly how will you know it’s got abnormalities?

They say to ride the full sussy to prevent damage. On that note, I’m heading out on the full rigid for some puddle whompin’!

Oh and apparently road riding is not as deforming to your scrotum as the MTB so you can go that route if you’re worried.

via blue collar mtb

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