Your wife has had it up to here with the kids misbehaving and she grabs the shorts you just rode in from the laundry room floor, holds them up and yells, “You keep it up and you’ll get a face full of daddy’s shorts!”. I know that sounds like a joke that I just made up, but I swear on my best chamois it’s true.

The best part of this story is that the threat worked. I guess the thought of my Eau de Taint hit them like a right hook and knocked them right out of their misbehaving. Hey it’s better than actually hitting them with a right hook.